Secret Squirrel Industries, LLC
Projects
Fission-fragment Rocket Program
“Turning atoms into interstellar tickets.”
The Fission-fragment Rocket Program is SSL’s bold leap into the future of propulsion. Instead of heating fuel like traditional rockets, this system uses the raw power of nuclear fission fragments—the high-speed atomic shards created when nuclei split—as direct exhaust. These fragments shoot out at incredible velocities, delivering thrust with efficiency that chemical rockets can only dream of. With specific impulses potentially exceeding 100,000 seconds, this technology could slash travel times to Mars from months to mere weeks and open the door to deep-space missions once thought impossible. It’s not just science fiction—it’s science with attitude.
Of course, challenges remain: ultra-thin reactor materials, radiation shielding, and precision engineering. But when perfected, this propulsion system will redefine space travel and strengthen national defense, proving that the future really does belong to those who dare.
Moisture Farming Kits
“Because deserts shouldn’t win.”
Our Moisture Farming Kits transform barren landscapes into hydration havens. Using advanced condensation arrays and nano-filtration tech, these kits pull water from thin air—literally. Perfect for forward-deployed missions, off-world colonies, or anyone who thinks Tatooine had the right idea. When the environment says “dry,” SSL says “try.”
Hydrogen-cell Motorcycle
“Freedom in a backpack.”
Meet the SSL Hydrogen-cell Motorcycle: a sleek, foldable machine powered by clean hydrogen energy. Designed for rapid mobility in urban jungles or rugged terrain, it packs into a backpack yet unfolds into a high-performance ride. Whether you’re dodging traffic or outrunning sandstorms, this isn’t just transportation—it’s liberation on two wheels.